Work with your fellow C-levels to conceive a product, hand out fancy titles, and launch a business, and then maintain your reputation and runway. You're not like those bad businesses; you're out to build a better world! But look out, because capitalism will give you all sorts of reasons to violate your core values. And, really, just this once, would it really be so bad to torture a puppy?

Don't Torture Puppies is a storytelling game about the absurdities of capitalism for 3-5 players. Together you'll conceive a business with a noble mission, and then talk through all the slimy (and hilarious) things you'll have to do to make it work, drawing from a block tower to see if you can spin things to the general public - or using up your precious runway to do the right thing.